Poof! There's puff for ye, begor, and planxty of it, all aboundme breadth! Glor galore and glory be! As broad as its lung andas long as a line! The valiantine vaux of Venerable Val Vous-dem. If my jaws must brass away like the due drops on my … [Read more...]

 If ever I catch you at it,mind, it's you that will cocottch it! I'll tackle you to feel if youhave a few devils in you. Holy gun, I'll give it to you, hot, highand heavy before you can say sedro! Or may the maledictionsof Lousyfear fall … [Read more...]

Anything but that, for the fear and love of gold! Onceand for all, I'll have no college swankies (you see, I am wellvoiced in love's arsenal and all its overtures from collion boysto colleen bawns so I have every reason to know that rogues'gallery … [Read more...]

And our local busybody, talker-go-bragk. Worse again! Off ofthat praying fan on to them priars! It would be a whorable stateof affairs altogether for the redcolumnists of presswritten epics,Peter Paragraph and Paulus Puff, (I'm keepsoaking them to … [Read more...]