{"id":3090,"date":"2025-09-28T08:06:18","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T06:06:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/?p=3090"},"modified":"2025-09-13T12:07:01","modified_gmt":"2025-09-13T10:07:01","slug":"491-15-25-aprieta-y-cuenta-shaun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/491-15-25-aprieta-y-cuenta-shaun\/","title":{"rendered":"491.15-25 \u00a1Aprieta y cuenta, Shaun!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Strike us up either end<\/p>\n<p>Have You Erred off Van Homper or Ebell Teresa Kane.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marak! Marak! Marak!<\/p>\n<p>He drapped has draraks an Mansianhase parak<\/p>\n<p>And he had ta barraw tha watarcrass shartclaths aff the ark-<\/p>\n<p>bashap af Yarak!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Braudribnob&#8217;s on the bummel?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 And lillypets on the lea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A being again in becomings again. From the sallies to<\/p>\n<p>the allies through their central power?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pirce! Perce! Quick! Queck!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Canta, por uno de tus lados <i>Has o\u00eddo hablar de un tal Humpty o de la Bella Teresa Kane.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>-\u00a1Un . Dos Tres.!<\/p>\n<p>Se baj\u00f3 los calzones en el parque principal.<\/p>\n<p>Y tuvo que tomar prestada un hoja de berro interior del arzobispo de Yorick.<\/p>\n<p>-Grande como las de Brobdingnag?<\/p>\n<p>-Y de Liliput enhierba.<\/p>\n<p>-Y de nuevo saliendo otra vez. Incursiones hacia los aliados por el centro de poderes?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a1Rompe Pierce! \u00a1Saca la caca, ya!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Strike us up either end Have You Erred off Van Homper or Ebell Teresa Kane. \u2014 Marak! Marak! Marak! He drapped has draraks an Mansianhase parak And he had ta barraw tha watarcrass shartclaths aff the ark- bashap af Yarak! \u2014 Braudribnob&#8217;s on the bummel? \u2014 And lillypets on the lea. \u2014 A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3090","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-noticias","7":"category-rincon-de-lectura","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3090"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3091,"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090\/revisions\/3091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grupo.us.es\/iberjoyce\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}